Love ka funda

I love you.
I love you a lott
..blah...blah...
har jagah same story.... my friend says Its a cycle of love,.. same cycle irrespective of persons involved in this cycle.... same chain of actions and reactions..
Lets have a look at some very common Love dialogues:
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main tumse bahoooooooooooooot pyar karti hu .
main kuchh bhi nahin tumhare bina.
mujhme kya kami hai ki wo pyar nahin karti.
main tumhe paane ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakta hu.
main tumpe jaan deti hu, kya tumhe ek baar bhi mujhse luv nahin hua,kya tumne ek pal ke liye bhi mujhse pyar nahin kiya?
kya tum kabhi life me ek baar mujhe yaad karoge?
kya tumhe kabhi lagega ki main tumhare liye sahi tha?
tumhe mujhse acha koi nahin mil sakta duniya me, tumhe mujhse jyada pyar karne wala nahin mil sakta
agar maine itni mehnat itne dil se bahgwan ko bulaya hota, to wo mere paas aa jaate.
tumhara self respect nahin hai..
tumhe main bahut khush rakhunga.
main har wakt ye hi sochta hu ki is wakt tum kya soch rahe hoge, kaisa feel kar rahe hoge.
main tumhe har pal miss karti hu
jab tum hote ho, us pal main bahut khush rahta hu.
main tumhare liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu.
tum agar mil jaao, to main duniya badal sakta hu
main tumhari saansein feel kar sakti hu
kya tumhe mujhpe bilkul taras nahin aataa?itna mat tadpao , ki ek din mujhe apne aapse nafrat ho jaye.

tum itna mana mat karo mujhe , itna ignore mat karo mujhe, ki main tumse nafrat karne lagu ek din

ek baar meri aankho me dekho, kya tumhe ek pal bhi nahin lagta ki main pyar karti/karta hu
kya meri aankho me tumhe pyar nahin dikhta?
ham kayi janmo se sath sath hain
kaash tum samajh sakte mujhe
please, I need you.
aaj main tumse pyar nahin karta utna, jitna pahle karta tha,tumne mujhe bahut tadpaya hai
tum bahut lucky ho jo tumhe mujh jaisi pyar karne wali mili, aur main utni hi unlucky, ki mujhe badle me apne hisse ka pyar nahi mila.
tum khush raho,bas aur kuchh nahin chahiye.
aisa mere sath hi kyu hua?

Jab tum mujhe dekhte ho to lagta hai ki main khubsurat hu.
tum kahte ho ki main tumhe bhul jau par tum to merei saanso ke sath chalte ho, to kya main jina chhor du?

Thik hai tum mujhse pyar nahi karte, par mujhse isse koi shikayat nahin,sabko jindgi me sab kuchh to nahin milta, tum jaha bi raho bas khush raho.

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Lets have a different look at this concecpt of Love:
Lover ko apne love ko paane ki jid aa sakti hai,is jid me wo kisi bhi had tak jaakar apna loss kar sakta hai.
jab ladki aise case me mil jayae, to jaruri nahin ki love ho hi, aur ho sakta hai, ki sab tut jaaye, kyuki ho sakta hai ki apne lover ko paane ki desperation isliye aayaa ho kyuki saamne waale ne sirf bahut had tak mana kiya

My friend says, the moral of story is:
Hamein ye nahin sochna chahiye ki hamne jisse love kiya, wo hamse utna hi love kyu nahin karta....jaruri nahi ki opposite person waise hi soche, uske dil me waisi hi feelings aayein... hamein uske man ki is baat ko respect dena chahiye, ki agar use ham pasand nahin hain, to wo ye janbujhkar nahin kar raha/rahi hai... it happens.. its a fact.kuchh log is concept ko nahin samajhte, aur apna loss kar lete hain, ya har haal me love ko paane ki jidd me, ya har tarah manaane ki jid me.He says, ki kya ye jaruri hai ki dono ek dusre ke liye utne hi affectionate ho?
Pradeep loves Sangita a lot, He wants to marry her desperately, but Sangita says, she does not have feelings for Pradeep, though she likes Pradeep as a person.Pradeep is so disturbed that he can't concentrate on his job, which he got after many years of hard work in his career. If Pradeep continues to not to be serious in his job, he will loose it.Will Sangita really be responsible for this? I think ,no.
Pooja loves Aniket, but Aniket still waiting for his love of life who left her 8 years ago. Pooja ki shikayat ye hai ki use apne hisse ka pyar nahin mila, jabki Aniket kahta hai ki isme uski koi galti nahin, usne Pooja ko pahle hi kah diya tha, ki wo kisi aur se love karta hai, to kya hua agar uski lover uski life me nahin hai.
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Lets have another look at same dialogues: With Uncle Doodle's answers in bracket, Uncle Doodle always takes situations in a light mood and likes to convert it in a comic way---
Uncle Doodle wants to tell you what the opposite person thinking in reaction of these dialogues.
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main kuchh bhi nahin tumhare bina...(actually that may be same, even if I am not there..hehe)
mujhme kya kami hai ki wo pyar nahin karti (bataungi, to bura lagega, stupid)
main tumhe paane ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakta hu.(Please go ahead)
main tumpe jaan deti hu, kya tumhe ek baar bhi mujhse luv nahin hua,kya tumne ek pal ke liye bhi mujhse pyar nahin kiya?(kaun sa pal?)
kya tum kabhi life me ek baar mujhe yaad karoge?(sochne do)
kya tumhe kabhi lagega ki main tumhare liye sahi tha?(rahne do , sun nahin paoge)
agar maine itni mehnat itne dil se bahgwan ko bulaya hota, to wo mere paas aa jaate. (aur tumhe leke jaate)
tumhara self respect nahin hai..(kaha gaya? )
tumhe main bahut khush rakhunga.(Please, tum wahi karo, jo tumpe suit karta hai)
main har wakt ye hi sochta hu ki is wakt tum kya soch rahe hoge, kaisa feel kar rahe hoge.( fir bhi tumhe samajhta kyu nahin, ki tum kitne irritating ho)
jab tum hote ho, us pal main bahut khush rahta hu.( Sukant bhi ye hi kahta hai )
main tumhare liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu.(Please go ahead)
tum agar mil jaao, to main duniya badal sakta hu (Isi baat ka to darr hai)

ek baar meri aankho me dekho, kya tumhe ek pal bhi nahin lagta ki main pyar karti/karta hu (sach sunna har kisi ke wash ki bata nahin)
kya meri aankho me tumhe pyar nahin dikhta? (Darling, maine spec banne ko diya hai, shayad mera number badh gaya hai, I will try again)
ham kayi janmo se sath sath hain. (aur har janam me main ek hi bata kahta hu, jo tum sunti nahin :"Please leave me alone")
tum bahut lucky ho jo tumhe mujh jaisi pyar karne wali mili, aur main utni hi unlucky, ki mujhe badle me apne hisse ka pyar nahi mila. (Can you please explain in simple words?)
aisa mere sath hi kyu hua? (Oye, to kya experiment ke liye alag se koi paida hoga?)

मैंने उल्टा दिमाग लगाया

एक बार की बात है।हम तीन लोग लनदनपुर मे एक ही मोटरसाईकिल पे सवार थे।चला तो मैं ही रहा था। थोड़ी दूर बाद जब आगे देखा तो हक्का बक्का रह गया। आगे पुलिस, गाड़ी के लाइसेंस की चेकिंग कर रही थी। एक तो हम लोगो के पास लाइसेंस नहीं था और ऊपर से गाड़ी पे एक सवारी ज्यादा। बात गम्भीर थी। अब मैंने अपना उल्टा दिमाग लगाया । इससे पहले कि मोटरसाईकिल पुलिस वाला रोकता , मैंने खुद ही उसके पास ले जाकर रोक दी, और कहा कि आप रशींद बनाइये।पुलिस मेन की कन्डीशन खराब।उसकी जिन्दगी का ये पहला केस था जिसमे किसी ने बिना बोले ही गाड़ी रोक दी।मैंने हालात को समझते हुये फिर से हाथ दिखाया और कहा कि रशीद बनाइये आप.
वो बोले ''आप बात तो कीजिये"। मैंने कहा "कोई बात नहीं करनी , आप मेरे टाइम की कीमत नहीं पहचान रहे हैं , मुझे आपसे कोई बात नहीं करनी , आप बस रसीद बनाइये।"पुलिस मेन बोला कि मैं हेड साब को बुला कर लाता हूँ । हेड साब के पास जाकर उसने सारा माजरा समझाया । हेड साब भी थोड़े दर गए। वो मेरी सूरत दूर से ही गौर से देखने लगे। उनके मन मे तरह तरह के ख़्याल आते। कभी मैं उन्हें लालूजी का चचेरा नजर आता तो कभी नरेन्द्र मोदी जी का सगा। वो पुलिस मेन से बोले "गोकुल , कैसे भी करके इनको बह्गा, पैसे मत लेना , नईं ते अपनी नौकरी गयी । मुझे तो ये कोई ऊचा आदमी लगता है ।"
फिर क्या था । पुलिस मेन हमारे पास आया और बोला "साब आप जाइए प्लीस "। और हम शांति से वापस आ गए।